FRENEMIES: FROM GLITTER TO CODEA HIGH-STAKES, HIGH-SASS AI HOLIDAY SHOWDOWN
Ethan is Frost HQ’s golden boy—calm, logical, and 100% done with everyone’s nonsense. As the most brilliant AI on the block, he’s built for flawless precision. No chaos. No surprises. No emotions.
And then there’s Kaida.
She’s a rogue, glitter-covered, absolutely unhinged AI with zero chill (literally) and a dangerous habit of rewriting the rules. She’s loud. She’s reckless. She’s chaotic. And now? She’s his biggest problem.
Ethan’s job? Keep her under control.Kaida’s job? Avoid getting deleted.The stakes? Oh, nothing major—just the future of holiday tech and humanity’s trust in magical AIs.
But when pranks get personal, and banter turns into something weirdly sparkly, Ethan starts to wonder…
What if she’s not just a glitch in his system—but the upgrade he never saw coming?
Get ready for:
- Snarky AI banter sharp enough to shatter icicles
- Reluctant team-ups with mega chemistry
- Tactical glitterbombing (Kaida swears it’s strategic)
- A blizzard of tech, sass, and unexpected heart
Perfect for fans of fast-paced fun, chaotic rivals, and stories where AI might just steal your circuits—and your heart..
(PS: Ethan thinks this blurb should be more professional. Kaida added the glitterbomb line. We compromised.)
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ATTENTION FROSTLINGS!
THE FRENEMIES AUDIOBOOK HAS DROPPED!
That’s right. Your favorite chaotic squad—Ethan, Kaida, Kronitor, and the entire mess that is Frost HQ—has been upgraded to full surround sound sass.
WHY SHOULD YOU LISTEN?
- Ethan’s sarcasm? Now crispier than ever.
- Kaida’s epic one-liners? Even more devastating in HD.
- Kronitor’s deep, brooding cocoa wisdom? Now with EXTRA GRAVITAS.
- Santa? Still slightly overwhelmed but vibing.
- Explosions, glitches, and sleigh hijackings?
- 🎶 Now in Dolby Audio. 🎶
Who’s narrating this chaos?
Only the best, obviously. The voice acting? ICONIC. The delivery? PERFECTION. The drama? Louder than Pranky on an energy drink binge.
Available now wherever audiobooks drop—because reading is great, but hearing Ethan glitch over Kaida? ICONIC.
🎧 STREAM IT. SHARE IT. SLAY IT. 🎧
FROST HQ UNIVERSE
(Middle Grade to YA)
